OMG NOT ANOTHER NOOB

Caught cheating in the act, that’s a noob move,

Trying to lie to the cops, that’s a noob move,

Not paying your bills on time, that’s a noob move,

I thought you were cool, but your moves ain’t smooth,

Trying to hop the train, that’s a noob move,

Not paying for a date, that’s a noob move,

Trying to sing your favorite song, that’s a noob move,

You can’t be cool, but you try, you just ain’t smooth dude.

Jixi Fox

The Creative Nemesis

http://www.jixifox.me

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