WAKE UP CALL | FALLING OUT OF BED

WAKE UP CALL

Trying to get of bed,
Moved too fast and fell,
I now laying down on my head,
I am kind of upset,
I have to get to work,
Need to iron my shirt,
My body really hurts,
Up / down, X-Games vert,
It’s about time to get busy,
Pimpin ain’t easy,
Where are my rice krispies,
Need to slow my role, be easy..

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DAMN, DANIEL | DAMN, JIXI

Damn Jixi,
The world is in a frenzy,
Wanted to stunt today,
I took out the Benzy,
Pocket of money,
It’s so plenty,
I saw Damn Daniel,
We created a friendship,
He had on Vans,
I wore my Etnies,
Our style went viral,
Because we so trendy.

I got back to work,
Man I am so busy,
I am feeling myself,
My mohawk so frizzy,
Damn Jixi…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – SEX LIES AND GAMES [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Caption: Life before valentine’s day…

Caption: The moment you run into someone you hate.

Caption: For men, Penis vs Brain

BONUS SWAG:

Caption 1: When you got a knock out punchline.

Caption: When you ready to show out…

Caption: When you love the ride so much…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Caption: When a girl or guys gets into their feelings… Oh Nooooo

Caption: When you leave someone in past to reach to the next level for the win…

Caption: When life is coming down on you and you can’t help but crash…

BONUS SWAG:

Caption 1: When you have a flawless skill…dancing…

Caption: When that dance fever hits you…do the carlton..

Caption: When you feeling yourself hard, so you sell it hard…

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Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
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Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU DO COKE, YOU DO DUMB THINGS [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Caption: This is the coke head bounce when you in the club…

Caption: When that one crazy person comes over to chill..WTF

Caption: When thug life got your caught up, now you scared…

BONUS SWAG:

Caption 1: When someone jumps in and messes up the flow…
Caption 2: When your enemy is running right beside you, can’t help himself

Caption: Those moments you waiting for your windows computer to load

Caption: When you tell em you a jedi but they don’t believe you

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Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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