I came out the whip like whoa,

My girl was like oh no,

I was like what the fudge you mean oh no,

She said, yo you poh ni$$a,

I was like no Ni$$a,

But her eyes widened,

So I took back what I said,

It was a like Face off,

Because my paws went dead,

I said,

I could of put them paws on you,

She was “like nahhhhh”

You stupid,

I was like Cupid?

He shot me,

Why he did that,

Oh noooo,

She was because….

She took a break,

Like a kit kat,

I was like because what?

She took my heart, money, donkey and fled,

That means I got no acres,

She was darth,

Like vador…

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Jixi Fox

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FAMILY TIES

So wholesome and juicy excuse me, who is that?

That beautiful honey sitting over there with that crazy tat,

They way she is dressed got my going crazy I don’t know how to act,

I am going to step to her, walking smooth and hit with my mack,

Very charming I know it I am about to show it,

Stepped to shorty, said she is running through my mind, I wonder where she is going,

She said nowhere she is here to at this reunion to meet with her fam,

She said matter of fact I think we are cousins, I looked at her, like DAMN.

damn damn damn…

#facepalm

Jixi Fox

The Witty Lyricist

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