Has anyone seen this before.. I heard about this on the morning show and it looks awesome, I need someone to join me!! Come try some with me.? lol I put link in my bio.

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WILD CRAZY MADNESS

A Wild and Crazy Guy (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I use to jump out of mango trees to get the fruit,

Girls were laughing, but they thought I was cute,

I went mad trying to fight sleeping,

The crazy thing is I lost the fight went to bed weeping.

That was wild…

Jixi Fox

The Creative Nemesis

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Too Short For This Ride

Too Short For This Ride

No need to duck and hide,

You are too short for this ride,

You need to grow up a bit,

Do some digging, gaining some inches,

For you will not be having any fun,

No rides for you enjoy, sticking out your tongue,

So don’t you quarrel or fight,

You are just not tall enough for this ride.

Ummm you behind him, you look cute, you can get on the ride…ummm can I get your number?

Q: Has that ever happen to you, we’re you ever too short to get on a ride you wanted to?

Jixi Fox

The Creative Nemesis

Www.jixifox.me

Filed under: Fiction, Poetry Tagged: Art, haiku, Humor, life, Literature, Poems, poetry, thoughts http://jixifox.me/2013/07/24/too-short-for-this-ride/

SECRETS and STARS

SECRETS & STARS

Just like the milky way you are so outer space,

Your beauty seems to just makes my day,

I can see how you lure me in, you are a star,

You hold a secret not yet revealed to my heart.

Jixi Fox

The Creative Nemesis

http://www.jixifox.me

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FIX ME A PLATE

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I am hungry so feed me,

Go ahead and make me a plate,

My stomach is roaring like a lion,

Hurry I am getting cranky and soon have a headache.

Jixi Fox

The Creative Nemesis

http://www.jixifox.me

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SEX ON THE COFFEE TABLE

Caught up in the moment,

Stimulating vibration down my spine,

One of a kind feeling, that’s all mine,

All I can do it erupt with lust.

As the tension builds,

My body and senses start to tinkle,

The words I want to express leads off my hand, I touch, I feel,

My coffee oozes wetness, I have had my share of thoughts to read.

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Jixi Fox

The Creative Nemesis

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SEX BY THE NIGHT STAND

Couldn’t make it the bed,

Bodies closer than you think,

Open up the drawers, a have a secret stash,

Mind blowing sex by the night stand.

Turn the lights on low,

We need to feel the heat,

Every word that we speak,

Loving it longer and longer as we breathe.

Jixi Fox

The Creative Nemesis

http://www.jixifox.me

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