Waiting patiently for some thing to start,
Begin to flow with it,
Waiting for something to spark,
When that begins,
I am going to make me a mark,
Waiting on the day to be a star,
But still on my grind 24/7 working hard.
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Two of everything,
Two goals,
Two shoes,
Two more reps,
Two more dues,
I want them in pairs,
Hands high,
Up in the air,
Twins for the win,
Some say I am greedy,
I am just spoiled,
I am oh so needy,
So give it me,
Put up those two fingers,
Let it be,
Two of everything.
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You,
The sole holder of my heart,
You,
The beautiful queen of our kingdom,
I,
Love you more than words can describe,
We,
Belong together to build a future so bright,
When,
I think of you, I get goosebumps,
I,
Love to think of you all day because I can,
You,
Left an impression on me that’s having me always coming back for more,
I,
Can get enough of you, so I always leave home with a travel bag filled of memories of you.
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I am a fan of Mario,
But I want to go fast like sonic,
When a new console drops,
I am already on it,
I got soda on deck,
And feet up,
Ready to get my game on,
Aka beat the street up,
You could see me on the handheld,
Or maybe I am booting up the big box,
Some people play Playstation,
Some people play Xbox,
Regardless what game it is,
Someone is about to lose,
It’s lights out for them,
Good night,
Now waking up,
Snooze.
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When I am trying to win,
Because I can’t lose,
I be trappin,
I am trappin to make it happen,
Selling fake shoes,
That’s trapping,
Rocking fake boobs,
That’s trapping,
Slinging that rock,
That’s trappin,
Hitting the block,
That’s trappin.
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